Yes, it really is me again, after so soon. I know, I’m surprised too. Its almost like he wrote two together and saved on in the draft folder as his OCD and paranoia mean he feels guilty for not posting. Ahem. Not that you care, of course, with your doom-scrolling and your tik-tok and your Instagram and Minecraft and whatever it is you kids are into these days.
Yes, I am aware, and it was intentional 😉
But even if he drafted part of it in the dim and distant past, he must have logged on to post it, because he doesn’t know hot to schedule them. So that counts, right? If he did log in, he’d have noticed a huge spike one day this month with over 400 hits in ten minutes. I’m guessing someone accidentally put the wrong link in something, or a bot likes me.
Yes, I am aware that this switches between first and third person. And narrative voice.
I don’t really have much to update on, but at least you get to see some of my words. Next update will be a proper one. Honest.
Stay safe,
Kit xxx